Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lilly showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
Your Uncle Marshall, however, decided to go a different route…
AHAH THIS VERSION IS BETTER.
Top Ten Leading Ladies
#1: Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Top Ten Leading Ladies
#6: Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
You told me to wait, and I did. A lifetime.
Jay Leno: Now, I’m reading your bio, do you remember doing ER?
Josh Hutcherson: Yes, yeah, that was forever ago!
Jay Leno: I remember seeing this episode.
Josh Hutcherson: Are you serious?
Jay Leno: Well here, let’s take a look…
